Homer looks scared huh? Well, I am too because someone's been knocking off my stuff from my folders. You'd think that they'd have a bit of decency in them since presumably, they've all graduated from college but sadly, they're all crap! I hate people who plagiarize my stuff. I mean, it'd be fine if they asked me first but wonder of wonders, the other day, I arrived a bit early and saw this girl using my stuff. Of course I said nothing but it really got me steamed. Here are links to some of my works like poems and prose. I hope you like them. And before you try to pass them off as your own, remember, they're okie?!?

poems

more of my poems

bored thoughts

some jokes for you...

a guide to men written by a man

a guide to girls written by a jerk

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