Homer
looks scared huh? Well, I am too because someone's been knocking off my stuff
from my folders. You'd think that they'd have a bit of decency in them since
presumably, they've all graduated from college but sadly, they're all crap! I
hate people who plagiarize my stuff. I mean, it'd be fine if they asked me first
but wonder of wonders, the other day, I arrived a bit early and saw this girl
using my stuff. Of course I said nothing but it really got me steamed. Here are
links to some of my works like poems and prose. I hope you like them. And before
you try to pass them off as your own, remember, they're
okie?!?
a guide to men written by a man
a guide to girls written by a jerk