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What’s a guy? Well, that’s a person who has no breasts, has male genitalia and usually has more barbaric tendencies than its female human counterpart. Sadly, after all these centuries, guys have never evolved into a higher form of intelligence. In this age of ours, there is little difference between Cro-Magnon man and Modern man. Actually, the only difference I see is that modern man has adapted a routine of watching sports on certain nights while Cro-Magnon man only was left to his own devices which were quite meager. But guys are human beings and not the Martians, John Gray would like everyone to believe. I hope that this piece I wrote will shed a little light on the male human.
A DOZEN VARIATIONS OF THE GUY ON THE STREET:
Guys are about a dime a dozen and surely you’d want to go out with one that walks the street and not someone who just stays home, waiting for mold to grow in his refrigerator. I know this list is far from being complete but these are the most common that I could think of at the moment.
The guy’s guy
This guy is the kind you usually see around you. They are everywhere. Watching TV all day, eating like pigs and making farting noises constantly whether it be the real thing or not are but some of the usual characteristics you’ll find common in this type. They have somehow relocated their brains without surgery from inside their head to their groin. This explains why they think like they do and its also explains why girls can’t stand and understand them. Once in a while, they can be seen competing with other guys in games that can lead to their rather embarrassing demise like in one instance. There was this guy who was competing with another guy to see who could hold a burning piece of wood longer. Well, the story ended with one guy getting third degree burns all over his body because he wanted to prove that he was tougher. ( this is a true story which I read ) He died after a few weeks of treatment at the hospital.
The faggot
Now this is the most sensitive kind of guy. He’s the kind who cries at weddings, walks with his pinky dangling, and knows how to dress. He usually wouldn’t admit it if he hasn’t come out of the closet but he’s extremely attracted to guys. You’ll usually find him ogling the guys in the showers, walking in the mall with bags of clothes he just bought or telling stories of his latest exploits with others of his kind. He isn’t really bad but the problem is, if you’re a girl, the most response you’d get from him is " do you want me to do your nails darling? " Sadly, it is this kind of guy that endangers the human population for if this type would multiply, then the human population is under threat of certain extinction. Imagine, guys only wanting sex with other guys…
The playboy A person can smell this guy a mile away with his reeking cologne and spilled after shave. He thinks he is God’s gift to women and he’s not afraid to say that he’s well endowed. You’ll usually find him at parties wearing a dashing tuxedo, at bars buying drinks for ladies and at other kinds of social gatherings where there will be a surplus of the opposite sex. Scoring with girls is his only purpose in life and breeding comes naturally to him. I really can’t say that he’s good though because ladies never kiss and tell do they? Sadly, girls actually fall for his corny lines. I really can’t understand why though.
D. The fan
Now this guy is a piece of work. He was born on earth for but a single purpose and that is to cheer at sports personalities. He thinks that the celebrity that he adores owes his success to him and he literally worships the ground that the celebrity walks on. If you fall in love with this guy, prepare to be turned into a slave for all you will be doing is constantly fixing him snacks when he watches the games on the telly and then tidying up after him. Also, be prepared to be the sole breadwinner if you do hook up with him since he’ll be so busy observing his idol’s career that he won’t have anytime to work anymore.
The jock
His ego is both his strength and weakness. He thinks that the one purpose he has in life is to compete with others to see who’s the best. This kind of guy usually has a love-hate relationship with his fans. In bed, prepare to be bossed and thrown around that is, if he’s not too tired to do it, which he’ll most certainly be after a game. Prepare your ears for a non-stop barrage of his stories wherein he constantly seems to deliver his team to glory. You should also prepare yourself to be given hateful glances by his women fans since he can’t seem to keep himself from smiling at them and thus giving them some kind of inkling that he’s attracted to them and wants to leave you.
The nerd
Well, all I can say about this guy is that he’s the kind who gets turned on more when he’s opening the pages of popular science than playboy magazine hehe… but seriously, nerds are guys who just don’t know how to interact with girls. They usually have had a traumatic high school experience with the opposite sex thus leaving them with an almost permanent self-esteem problem. Common behavior among nerds is the strong attraction to things that normally baffle the "normal" guys and girls. If you plan to go out with this kind of guy, prepare yourself by first immersing yourself in books that he’s interested in so that you’d have something to talk about. Oh, and prepare for a night of sheer boredom.
The guy next door
There really is no guy next door type. There’s a good guy type but I’m telling you now that when you see a guy that’s too good to be true, well, he is too good to be true. Get it? Guys next door always seem to be perfect right? And so girls usually tend to think highly of them but I’m telling you now that the guy next door is as plain as your ordinary guy. Sure, he seems to be nice and courteous but remember, he also lives next to you so he might be just trying to be as nice as possible to you so that he can ask you for help when he needs it. Remember, don’t ever think of guys as good. Sure, I can be wrong but it’s better to be safe than sorry.
The nice guy
This type lives to please others. He can be really nice and it’s sometimes hard to say no to him. (Especially if he seems to be the kind of which you can bring home to mom.) There is a bad side to him though. Well, not exactly a bad side but too much of anything can drive anyone nuts right? And so, if you’re exposed to his being too nice, you might find yourself gagging at the thought of his company. I think the perfect companion for this type is a moron… whoops! Sorry… I meant mormon.
The boor
Belches at the dinner table, measures the size of his discharge (any kind) for future comparison and thinks of deodorant as that disgusting, sticky stuff you apply to the armpit are but some of the more common traits of this guy. He totally lacks manners but still thinks of himself as respectable and in high regard of the community in which he lives in. I only recommend going out with this guy if you want to catch a disease or something.
The gentleman
With perfect manners and teeth, he seems to be the exact opposite of the boor. But looks can be deceiving and with this guy, he’s usually a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Sure, there really are some gentlemen out there but they usually live in England and they have the title sir knight. Excellent speech and schooled in social graces, he can literally sweep a girl of her dainty little feet but that is exactly what he wants. He’ll sweep you off your feet in five minutes and he’ll sweep you out of your beautiful dress in less time than it takes a shark to attack a bleeding fish. Be wary is all I can say. If you’re not one of the well-born, don’t waste your time going out with him because I don’t think the relationship will go anywhere since he’ll only want to get married to a girl with a very good background and has lots of money.
The normal guy
Well, this guy is as normal as they come. Now what do normal guys do? Well, they like to eat, sleep and be with others as much as normal guys but the things that are likable about them are the things like they read books because they want to and not because they want to impress a girl. They buy things to make themselves happy and not to impress anyone. In other words, what he wants is to satisfy himself and not to make himself look good to others. He is totally confident of his capabilities and is not ashamed to say when he’s reached his limits. There is a bad side to this type though, he may be so content with how his life is going that he may not want someone else interfering with his life and how it’s going.
The career-minded individual
If you want to take the back seat in a relationship then go ahead and date this guy. You’ll play second fiddle to his career and you’ll only go out if his schedule permits it. Don’t think that he’ll try to rearrange his life because of you. If ever he thinks that you might be a threat to his glorified career, he’ll want out immediately. A date with this sort usually comes with dinner in a classy restaurant ( to impress anyone he knows who’s there ) and a trip to the local theater.
The perpetual kid
"He’s so cute! Look at the way he plays with that puppy, and I can’t believe how he loves to jump to avoid stepping on cracks on the pavement." Sound familiar? Well, if your current falls under this category, you’re better off dropping him like a hot potato. Better that you’re not too attached to him since he’ll cry like a baby when you break up with him. He’s mister immature and he’ll drive you nuts by being an overgrown kid. His goal in life is to find the perfect playmate and to get the latest action figure. A date with him will give you a pain in the wallet since he always seems to be short on cash and a pain in the head because of the way he acts. There is a good side to going out with this guy though. After dating all those buggers like jocks, boy next doors and that sort, going out with him can be a refreshing change. He’ll make you feel young again and you’ll appreciate how simple his views on life are. For about five minutes that is hehe…
*There is a huge possibility that you can meet a guy that is a combination of two or more variations listed above.
GUY LINGO
When guys say things, they usually mean what they say. I mean, you have to take things literally and to understand them, just put yourself in the guy’s place. Always remember, a guy always wants to come out on top and they always want to have sex. The only time that a guy won’t say what he means is when he’s uncertain about what he really wants or if he got himself into something he wants out of.
For example:
He says " I’ll call you ok?"
He really means either "I’ll call you soon" or "shit, I didn’t know she wanted a relationship, I better get my ass out of this one…"
*soon - can be either as soon as ten minutes or a month to a guy
He says "I love you" on the second date
He really means "ok, I’ve said it, now please put out bitch."
He says "the boys don’t like you hanging around with me too much."
He really means "you’re getting to be an expensive chick and I need time to save some money for our next date" or "you’re getting in the way of my life with the boys. It’s either them or you and since I’ve had a longer history with them…"
He says "I’m just going out with the boys and hang out."
He really means "I’m just going out with the boys to check out some chicks."
He says "I don’t know, what do you want to watch?"
He really means "pick the action flick or the b-movie bitch!"
He says "I love animals. They’re so cute and adorable."
He really means "hehe… so you dig me now? I know you go for guys who like cute stuff like that…"
He says "I was just teaching her how to do…"
He really means "I was all set to score until you caught me bitch!"
He says "Let’s move in together!"
He really means "I can’t afford my rent anymore and I need a place to crash."
He says "you deserve the best honey…"
He really means "and I deserve to get laid for giving in to all your whims and caprices…"
He says "Can you help me with this stuff I’m making baby?"
He really means "Do it for me ok? I can’t do it myself."
He says "Why don’t you make me dinner at your place? It’d be really nice."
He really means "I want to save my money and having a date at your place means free food and a free bed to boot!"
He says "No! I insist! I want to pay!"
He really means "please come here and take this bill from my hands quick!"
INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT GUYS:
Some things are better left unknown and when it comes to guys. It’s either gross or something bad like adultery. If you ever get the feeling that he’s trying to hide something, prepare yourself for anything. It can be something really and utterly stupid like he’s trying to hide why he doesn’t want to take you to the amusement park because he doesn’t want you to know he’s afraid of heights and riding the merry-go-round makes him throw up or it might be because he’s dating the ticket seller alongside with you.
Remember to treat a guy like an overgrown kid. He wants to be spoiled and he loves toys. The only thing different between a guy and a kid is that the adult wants to have sex.
The regular bloke only wants to satisfy two things. His sex drive and his ego.
When you can’t understand why a guy made a decision like that, just presume that he let junior downstairs do his thinking for him.
A guy can live without cleaning his pad he can live without doing his laundry and he can live without money but the one thing that he can’t do without is the opposite sex.
Always presume that a guy who constantly brags about his expertise on matters concerning sex definitely performs poorly. And they guy who brags about being well-endowed is probably the guy who’s ashamed to hit the showers with the other guys because his ‘thing’ doesn’t look as good as theirs.
Guys usually are attached to their things like he can never let go of his booger collection or his condom collection.
Guys are very conscious of the way they look. Their weak points are their bellies, their bum, their chest, their hair and junior down there. If you criticize these parts, you’re looking for trouble.
A guy would rather spend his money on that new palm computer that he desperately wants but will never need than to buy a ring for you.
Guys will never notice what you did to your hair or your nails because they’re busy checking out your body and how short your dress is.
When you wear a skirt that’s above the knee and there’s a guy seated in front of you, he’ll try to sneak a peek when you’re not looking. Guys can’t resist that.
Guys always wants to be the envy of the boys so don’t wonder if his friends are checking you out. Chances are, he’s told everyone that you’re really good in bed and you will do anything to please him or that he’s told the boys about that mole between your thighs.
Male animals have it in their instinct to want to come out as supreme among their kind so its just natural that they compete with the other males to see who will lead the pack, herd, whatever and to see who will get to mate with the most females. Being more intelligent than animals, you’d think that human males would be above this behavior. Sadly, they aren’t. Just take a look around at how many stupid and foolish males do stuff to try to gain the respect of their fellow males and to impress some females. It’s downright pathetic.
Guys hate being confronted. They will do almost anything to avoid one. If you foresee a nasty confrontation in the future with your beau, better you talk with him in neutral ground and in a super-calm demeanor, don’t trap him in a corner otherwise, he’d think you deliberately led him to it and his reaction would be a hateful, spiteful one. Animals behave nastily when trapped in a corner. Guys are no different.
LIES THAT WILL IMPRESS ANY GUY:
Well, if you think you’re really a plain jane and no guy would want you, feel free to lie to make your life more exciting.
I’m the daughter of the owner of the San Francisco 49ers.
Guys love sports and if they think that you’re even remotely involved in owning or handling a sport franchise, they’d go completely nuts! They’d do silly things just to get your attention and keep you satisfied and then some. Of course, as the relationship progresses, you’d have no choice but to reveal yourself to him unless you really do know someone from the team which you ‘allegedly’ own and from there, you can then compound the lie. Of course, I don’t have to tell you that you’re digging your own grave here since a guy can go nuts at finding out that you duped him.
I’m an up and coming starlet
Everyone loves to meet famous people and guys just love to meet pretty famous or soon to be famous people. If you happen to tell him that you’re a starlet that’ll make it big via this movie that’ll premiere soon, he’d go on his hands and knees to beg you to go out with him. If three months into the relationship and he asks what has happened to your career, you can break down, cry on his shoulder and tell him that the movie got shelved indefinitely and the your agent hasn’t been returning your calls. The great thing about this is that if he doesn’t know anyone from the industry you’re supposed to be part of, you’ll never get discovered since starlets are a dime a dozen and a most of them never ever make it.
I’m really just 16 and I still go to high school
The normal guy is really attracted to pretty, young girls even if he never would admit it since society would condemn him. But, given the chance, I know almost all guys would jump at the chance of going out with a pretty, young girl. Pulling this off can be quite a challenge especially if you’re in your mid-20’s so I don’t really recommend it but if you think you can play the part then go for it.
I used to date Tom Cruise
Now if you tell a bloke this lie, he’d certainly get an ego trip but he’d certainly would want to live to meet your expectations so he’d want to impress you. Unfortunately, him wanting to impress you would only last as long as his ego doesn’t swell up. He’d think, "why did she dump him? And she’s going out with me right so that means I’m comparable to Tom… hehehe…" Getting away with this is easier than you’d think especially if the real Tom Cruise lives an ocean away. To get to know what Tom likes, just get in touch with his fan club. I’m sure they’ll be happy to provide you with all sorts of information regarding him.
I’m the secret daughter of Bill Gates ( or bastard daughter if you’d like )
Money makes the world go round and guys are as attracted to it as much as girls are. If you go around whispering to people that you’re really a super-duper rich girl, don’t be surprised if guys all of a sudden appear at your doorstep declaring their undying love and devotion. Getting away with this one can be really easy at first since you don’t have to shell out money on dates citing that it’s not proper for a well-born girl to pay. You’ll only choke when it’s gift-giving season since after, spending all that money taking you out, he’d be expecting a nice and expensive gift. It’s really up to you if you want to break the bank to give him something he’ll appreciate for about a week. You can live with this lie for years as long as you have an adequate bank account.
*Remember, sooner or later, you have to tell the truth. It’ll be hard but if the guy really loves you, he’ll overlook this little lie that you made. I don’t want to keep your hopes up so I’m telling you that it’d be better to disappear on him than to tell him the truth. Of course, this can be pretty hard if you live in a small town or city.
TRUTHS NO GUY SHOULD EVER KNOW:
The truth will set you free some say but this isn’t always the case. Some things are just better kept hidden in the dark recesses of your mind.
I starred in a porn-flick
Upon hearing this, a guy’s normal reaction to you would be "oh wow!" and he’ll stare at you through glazed eyes. But after bedding you, he’ll avoid you like the plague since he wouldn’t want to accidentally star with you in a flick and he’ll wonder "how many guys has she done it with… hmm…" If you do hook up with him for a longer period than a week, he’ll drive you nuts from being constantly jealous of who you’re working with presently.
I gave my last boyfriend crabs
Getting a sexually transmitted disease is one of the things that can paralyze a guy with fear. If you tell your bloke this, I’m 98% sure he’ll head for the nearest door and leave without even a good-bye. Of course, there’s always the chance that he really loves you and will overlook this but it’s a slim chance. Very slim I might add.
I used to be a guy
The only look you’d get from your guy if you tell him this would be an icy stare. No bloke in his right mind would go out with a person of the same sex much less have a relationship. If you tell him this truth and you get away with nothing more than a stare, count yourself lucky, the normal reaction would be to beat you black and blue and then leave you to die on the gutter.
I’m going to die soon
Look, no one wants to have to take care of a person they just met off the street even if that person is really beautiful and perfect. If you’re dying, you can expect sympathy from your family, friends, and maybe a few acquaintances but never from a stranger you just recently met. It does sound nice however that you just suddenly found your life mate like in the movie "autumn in New York" but it only happens in the movies ok? If you’re dreaming of it happening to you get a reality check… now.
I left my old hometown because I’m known as the town slut
Being known as promiscuous can be really a problem anywhere you go. Everyone will either try to bed you (snakes) or everyone will avoid you (decent guys) like the plague. If ever this fact slips out and you find yourself being confronted by your current bloke with it, don’t deny it, things will only get worse if you do. The best thing you can do is promise him that you’ve reformed but after this incident, he’ll never trust you again with another guy, even with his own best friend.
THE THREE BASIC REASONS WHY A GUY LIES TO A GIRL:
He wants to impress you.
He wants to get laid.
He wants to get the respect of his male peers.
NORMAL REACTIONS OF MEN TOWARDS STUFF THAT WOMEN SAY:
If a woman says "honey? We have to talk."
His initial reaction would be "uh-oh. What does she want now."
*the ‘we have to talk’ line is the second most dreaded thing a guy would want to hear second only to ‘’honey? I’m pregnant.’
If a woman says "let’s go shopping! It’ll be fun!"
His initial reaction would be "not again! How many shoes does she need? I got more important things to do like watching that rugby game on the telly."
If a woman says "dear? We don’t spend enough time as a couple."
His initial reaction would be "like we’re married? Will you please just get off my back? You’re smothering me!"
If a woman says "wow! Isn’t he amazing?"
His initial reaction would be "sure… He’ll be even more amazing if he can still talk after I ram his teeth down his throat!"
If a woman says "I need help on this thing that’s been bothering me…"
His initial reaction would be either "ugh… I can’t be bothered woman! I got more important things to do like hanging with the boys." Or "hehe… you’ll have to give in to what I want after I help you out."
LADIES’ CLOTHES THAT GUYS ARE MOST ATTRACTED TO:
I asked 50 guys and here’s their reply.
Mini-skirts – Christian Lacroix is one of the few enlightened ones that made women’s fashion shorter in the late seventies. Sure, a lot of girls hate him for doing it but guys thank him as if he’s a god or something. The shorter the skirt, the more attention guys will pay to the girl. Oh, and guys like A-line skirts better than pencil cut skirts because of peeping capability. 8 out of 50.
Lingerie – How can an itsy-bitsy piece of lacy cloth excite a guy to the brink of insanity? I know they’re really not that comfortable and one has to get used to them but remember this, the more lingerie a woman owns, the more powerful she becomes over a guy. At least that’s what guys tell me. Oh, and guys love it when they get to take off the lingerie off the woman although doing a strip tease comes at a very close second. 18 out of 50.
The two-piece, bikini bathing suit – I don’t know who was the first to think of wearing underwear to the beach but I’m sure she never ever imagined it’s hypnotizing effect on guys. Guys can watch girls in skimpy bikinis all day. All night too! 13 out of 50.
Hot pants and halter tops – The shortest of all shorts. Guys find it hard to resist not to put their hands on a girl’s bum if she’s wearing this because if a girl would cross her legs the right way, guys can see part of her bum. Of course the girl probably wants this which is why she bought a pair in the first place. Halter tops are just the perfect thing to wear along with hot pants. The combination of seeing the navel ( to see if a person is an "innie" or an "outtie" ) and legs along with a tight top can make a guy’s pulse race faster than the winning horse at the track. 7 out of 50.
The summer shift dress – Guys just can’t resist trying to sneak a peek up this little dress. They also find it convenient that the dress is short so it’s easier to grope around when it’s dark. 4 out of 50.
THE PARTS OF A WOMAN DEEMED MOST ATTRACTIVE BY GUYS:
I made a little survey on this using my friends and acquaintances. All in all, I asked around 50 guys. Here’s what they had to say.
A woman’s breasts – Its no wonder that this part topped the list. Everyone knows that guys are just attracted naturally to a woman’s breasts. Out of the 50, 35 guys said they were attracted to this part most. And out of the 35, around 23 said they liked cup B-C girls.
The legs – "Legs that go on for miles & miles…" is a line from a song sung a few years ago by the pop group Right Said Fred. And shapely, long legs can really make a man stop, look and drool. Nothing is more sexy than a perfectly shaped thigh connected to a slender calf ( with a little bit of muscle bunched up ) going down to the delicate ankles. Around 7 voted for this part of a woman’s anatomy.
The bum – A nice, rounded, and firm ass is what’s usually deemed attractive by society although a few in my survey said that they liked the butt really big as in massive cheeks. The kind that can squeeze a pistachio nut. 6 people out of 50 liked this part most.
The whole package – A couple of guys said that everything has to be perfect in order for them to be attracted. I don’t know about these guys, but they seem to be too finicky. I guess they must want centerfolds for girlfriends. They’re the oddballs among the merry bunch that I surveyed and to show just how odd they are, they haven’t had a girlfriend yet and they’re already in their late 20’s.
*Of course out there’s always the wierdos who like different parts other than those mentioned above. There are the guys with foot fetishes, finger fetishes, even nape fetishes. Don’t worry about meeting one of them though, the chances of meeting one of these guys is about 20 in a thousand but you never know when you’ll get lucky right? Hehe…
REASONS WHY GUYS BACK OUT OF RELATIONSHIPS:
Guys have a very strong tendency to back out of all kinds of relationships. From the casual to the very strong and emotional ones, they’ll always find a reason to squirm out.
The bloke wants out because his folks dislike you - guys are usually very attached to their mothers and it is not totally unlikely that a guy will follow his mother’s wishes to keep away from you. However, in this time and age, the chance of meeting these types are getting slimmer and slimmer each passing day. If you do happen to meet one, observe him closely, does he really follow his parent’s wishes always, or did he suddenly just have a burst of filial love and obeyed like a dutiful son. If he’s the latter kind, then he’s a fake and he’ll have another reason.
He feels you’re smothering him and taking too much of an active role in his life – guys love the feeling of independence and freedom. If they see something (more like someone) about to threaten this freedom they enjoy, they naturally try to attack the threat. Being a woman makes you a threat to them (I don’t know why though since I personally like the company of women). It may be because they’ve grown more attached to you and find it hard to accept the reality that you’ve grown to be a part of their mundane lives. Or it may be because you may have unknowingly started to make your presence felt by demanding that he run things by you first just so that you’ll know (this is quite hard for the boys since its just like they have their mom with them). Then again, it might be that they have started to seek your counsel and find you more wise making them think that they’ll have to live in your shadow for the rest of their miserable lives.
He says that you’re too nice and that he feels compelled to leave you since he’s such a bad egg – now this is one of the worse if not the worst excuse I have ever heard. How can a person be so nice that she’ll be able to drive a bloke away (unless he’s a demon)? Being humans, we are naturally drawn to kindness, be it in action or any other form. If a woman is kind, understanding, doesn’t make crazy demands and is quite homely then why should a guy leave her right? Well, its because guys are cowards! They just can’t accept that something good has finally happened to them and so, they put their defenses up and run to the nearest boys club. Fact is, guys like nice women but they just don’t know how to handle themselves when one is in front of them and since they don’t know what to do, they naturally push the girl away. I mean, its easier for a guy to accept a girl who’s a bit more "normal" like girls who swear, are promiscuous, or are just plain bitches. Girls who’re really nice are an enigma to them and so they rely on their instinct. And we all know what instinct does right? Instinct, when confronted with something it doesn’t know just runs away to fight another day.
He says his friends don’t like you – well, this is a tough one since guys are usually very attached to their buddies. This might be a valid reason why a guy would want to break up with you but if he does, then that means that he never really loved you that much anyway. Guys are human and they are supposed to understand if their friend is in love with a girl. But being the cavemen that they are, if they don’t like you, they’ll try to influence their friend into giving you the boot. It’s hard for a guy to forsake his friends since they have a lot of history but if doesn’t learn to live without them by age 25, he never will. If you do hook up with such a guy whose life is devoted to his friends then you’re better off without him. Save yourself all the grief and pain that will surely follow.
He wants out and doesn’t give a reason – hmm… now this bears some thinking and will entail a little background check on your bloke. First, find out why he broke up with his ex-girlfriends then compare the reasons. You should see a pattern forming here. Voila! There’s the reason. But if there’s no discernable pattern then that means that he never really loved you in the first place and just used you for his own agenda which may be jut sex or some other superficial reason.
*The reasons here are based upon the 50 guys I surveyed. Being that I only asked such a small number, there is a very huge possibility that the guy you broke up with may have a different reason other than what I’ve listed here. Oh yeah, lest I forget, another reason why a guy breaks up with a girl is because the girl makes him feel insecure. He’ll never come around to admitting this though so he’ll make one up.
THINGS THAT MAKES GUYS INSECURE:
Knowing you make more money.
Knowing you’re smarter.
Knowing you’re more popular.
Knowing you’ve had better.
Knowing you’re more experienced (be it sexually or otherwise).
*I could go on forever but it all boils down to the fact that guys are insecure when their girlfriends are better at the things that they do. Just goes to show how immature guys are. Of course there are always exceptions. I’ve known a few guys who maintain relationships with girls so they can live under the shadow and generosity of the girl.
CONCLUSION:
Males should be handled the way you would handle an overgrown and strange kid, with a lot of caution, understanding and nudging them a bit in the right direction. It isn’t completely their fault that they act like uncouth individuals because it’s in their instinct and they just can’t help it. Males and females always point out the differences between them and then argue over what sex is in the right. I think neither one is. The best thing we could do is to address the situation properly, calm down and talk things over. This can be hard, especially if the guy is the type who’s all action and doesn’t talk a lot but whoever said life was easy? The best things in life come with a price. Maybe paying a little of your pride now will mean gaining much more in the future. And all that girl power, angst, rage, pride stuff will surely get in the way since, even though no girl would admit this, it’s pretty chauvinistic so please leave that behind when you talk with a guy.
*Guys are individuals and so one should handle each one differently. In this piece I’ve written, I’m trying to generalize the more common types of guys but there are hundreds upon hundreds of different kind of guys out there.